Deeru’s Investigation continues

One of my student kauth is doing his hotel business together with the studies...

He is bit poor in his communication.. But he will be communicating whatever he wants to through one or two words..

For example.. If he wants permission to go out, he will tell... Me, go out, permission.

Once he was not attending the class and was roaming around..

Dheeru came to know this and was very angry. How can students be so indisciplined under his guidance?


Kauth was asked to meet Dheeru.


Venue: Dheeru's room

Dheeru : What are u doing man, roaming without attending classes?

Kauth : Drinking Water, Sir

Dheeru : What you think about yourself? My foot..(Dheeru will be telling that very often whenever he gets angry)

Kauth didn't think twice. He replied : Vegetarian or Non-vegetarian, sir??

Dheeru couldn't answer to that. He smiled. Others might have felt Dheeru laughed for the ignorance of Kauth.

I wish to reframe it as- Dheeru smiled because he found his successor from this college.

Deeru’s Investigation

Day 1

A program was supposed to happen the very next day in our organization. A well known person named Balak was supposed to be there by next day, 2pm to address the gathering. My colleague is co-ordinating the event. By around 9 pm. she gets a call from Balak informing that He won’t be able to come the next day and if we can arrange the same in the very next week. She informed this to CEO and he asked her to inform the same to Deeru. Deeru got the details from her and said, he will do the necessary.

Day 2

Deeru made a call to my colleague by 10am asking-“What did Balak tell you yesterday?”
She replied-“ He wont be able to come today, He will try to make it in next week”.
Deeru asked her to come to his cabin.
When she entered, he could see student named Balak sitting with Deeru.
Deeru started investigation.
Deeru-“You told me Balak called you yesterday?”
My colleague- “Yes, he called me”
Balak(with a confused expression)-“When did I call you?”
My colleague- “You didn’t call me”
Deeru- “You only said, Balak called you”
Now she understood what was happening. She explained- “Sir, Yes, Balak did call me......."
Deeru: "But, he says....."
My Colleague: "Balak did tell me. .... But, it is our chief guest sir... Not this Balak"

Deeru started laughing to hide his ignorance.. And he regretted inside thinking- All his investigation plans went vain.

One word to Deeru.. Deeru, Best wishes… You can do even better with a little more effort…

A Brand New Hero-Deeru

Let me introduce a new character to you.. Deeru..
Have you heard this-
“Since light travels faster than sound,
some people may appear bright until you hear them SPEAK!!!”

This lines were just meant for Deeru. Before having an encounter with Deeru, I had gone through his profile.. My God!!! So many qualifications and work experience.. I was longing to meet him and to work under his guidance..

The very first meeting made me wonder if this is the same person whose profile I glanced through???

The way he talk, his pronunciation, everything had a local tone which I could associate to the ones we have heard in movies.. I kept ignoring my intuition..

Then happens an event in our organization.. For the prize distribution ceremony, Collector was invited. Collector before the ceremony wish to motivate the audience by his short speech. It was a gathering of hundreds of students. In between, to inspire the audience, he asked a question-“Do you know what is the distance between you and success?”. The whole audience went silent. I looked at the audience to check-Is there any brilliant one to answer this?

Suddenly, a hand got raised.. It was Deeru.. Then I felt- May be this is where the qualification and experience counts!!! Collector had a smile in his face. He asked Deeru to proceed..

Deeru with full confidence and in a childish voice shouted pointing his index finger up-
ONE FEET???

"WHAT???.. , !@#%^&*)()_+(Y&%$#@ " was the expression on Collector's face..

I burst to laughter…And many in the crowd were controlling theirs

And Collector controlling his laugh, answered-“ It’s the same distance between your thought and action”


The rest of the crowd understood the distance between them and success. Deeru still wonders "Why cant it be 1 feet?"

Help me please..

A girl is free of tension once she gets married, And

A boy is free of tension till he gets married.

Have you ever heard this lines???

Guys, let me ask you- What you have thought about girls??? Guys think like- We are too happy marrying a stranger.. No way...

Atleast you guys wont lose your friends after marriage.. But we do.. You need not leave your house, But we have to.. You may try to change yourself to impress your wife, But we lose many things in life after marriage, and still we shouldn't express that, and should impress you...

And hence, I feel marriage will make a girl lose her identity.. And she should find new ways to make herself happy.. So I ask my mother to postpone my marriage as much as possible.. But society wont leave us.. They are behind us asking all sort of stupid questions.. As I dont want her to feel sad, I agreed.. But I shared my grief with everyone who are close to me...

And a worthy advice from someone I know well was( He is elder to me) "Go for love marriage".. Yeah, Even I thought about it.. My Mother is very open minded.. She said to me- "She's ok for love marriage, as far as the guy is from same caste and is of similar financial background as ours".. Is this the way we fall in love??? Leave it. They cant understand all these.. So that plan wont work..

Now I am in search of genuine reasons to postpone my marriage.. Am hearing rumours- The world will end by 2012.. Is it true??? If so, Why should I sacrifice my freedom and happiness in the last 2 years of my life by getting married... So my friends, what can you do for me is - send me those details supporting this rumour.. So I can make my statement more clear to my mother with evidence..

Please...

Life in Bangalore

When we were in campus, there were always hot discussions on specific topics. One day, the topic was- Life in Bangalore. We’ve never had a good opinion about that. One of my close friend,Mummu with the eagerness to contribute more points to our discussion said “I will not marry a man, who has ever stepped foot in Bangalore”. On hearing that, I felt- “Yeah, if she can take such a strong decision, why cant I?” I also took a decision- Never to visit Bangalore.

It's said na- “Man proposes, God disposes.” That happened in my case. When I took the decision not to visit Bangalore again, God wanted me to be in Bangalore. That came in the form of a campus placement. In the last week of our college days, I got an offer from a company based in Bangalore.

I shifted with my friends to Bangalore and I start living here. Although I had a fear inside me during the initial days, slowly I realized that- “Even here, life is just like the one we had over there in campus.”

One day, while returning to my PG, I was going through my mobile pics. When I saw Mummus photo, I recalled the talk we had in our college and the decision I took that day. . I smiled to myself.

Suddenly a question flashed through my mind...

Will boys ever take any decision like “We will not marry a girl who is in Bangalore!”?!

Tutu and exams

Yes.. Finally I am back with another exam story- Tutu and exams..

It was Business Environment Exam for us after a day..

This time Tutu decided not to go for group study..

She woke up early in the morning and sat with the syllabus…

She went through the textbook and realized most of the topics were not there in the text..

She blamed the Professor and the college authority for giving us such a bad book..

She thought of getting Putu’s Assistance and went to her room..

Tutu asked Putu- “ Presently, Which Five year plan is going on and what are the amendments in it?”

Putu was perplexed.. She answered- “ What?? Five year plan?? What amendment??”

Tutu felt pity for Putu.. And replied- “ You haven’t gone through the syllabus till now”

With disappointment and anger, Tutu banged the door and went..

Putu couldn’t understand what had happened to Tutu..

Later when Putu went to take water, She peeped into Tutu’s room.. Tutu was happy to see Putu as she thought she can clarify her doubts with her..

She asked- “ Can you explain me Doha agreement?”

Putu couldn’t answer that.. And asked back- “Ah, Doha agreement?? It’s not in our syllabus”

Tutu got angry to the core and bounced back- “You are not familiar with the syllabus.. Hah.. Better I will seek the help of internet” And again shut the door with a loud noise..

The day went with so many unanswered queries..

The very next day morning, Putu and Tutu went to the foodcourt as usual. Before taking food, As usual Tutu raised her eyebrows and asked the question-“What are the implications of external affairs ministry?”.. This time Putu got really shocked.. And she felt something is wrong somewhere.. She asked Tutu for the syllabus.. Tutu proudly presented the syllabus to Putu..

And said-“ Here it is.. Atleast now you have a glance”

Putu went through the syllabus.. All the topics sounded alien to her.. And she took her syllabus out..

Tutu exclaimed- Which syllabus is this!!!

Putu- “ This is the one that sir gave us”

Tutu- “ Then, which is this syllabus?”

Putu realized that Tutu was referring to the age-old syllabus of MBA(1993)..

And shared this shocking news with Tutu..

They started comparing the syllabus for Tutu’s comfort..

And realized that only one unit was in common between the two syllabus..

Tutu started laughing.. And it ended only after entering the exam hall..

God Knows What she wrote for that university exams..

But when results came, Tutu had good marks…

Thank You Bharathiar University…


P.S.. Once again, thank you Putu for sharing your moments with us!

Dudu in to adventurous activity

In our hostel, It's like two share a room..

Putu is Dudu's close friend and they are in two different rooms..

Dudu used to be with Putu all the time..

It was a friday night.. Putu was alone in her room( as her roomie went home) and Dudu went for giving a company to her..

While talking, Dudu noticed on the other bed, A doll staring at her..

Dudu tried to ignore that.. but, couldn't..

Dudu shared this with Putu..

Putu recalled the story that her roomie told her - " the one who presented the doll to her committed suicide"

Putu shared this story with Dudu..

Dudu jumped from the bed..

She wished good night to Putu and left the room immediately..

Now Putu got a little scared..

She slowly moved to Dudu's room and said- " I am alone there in my room na.. Why cant you keep the doll in your room as your roomie is here?"

Dudu agreed with half mind.. She covered the doll with a bed sheet and kept it in her roomie's cup board.. ( Dudu's roomie was sleeping and was not aware of all these)

And Putu went happily to her room..

Half asleep, Dudu heard a sound in her room..

Not daring to open her eyes completely, She opened it a little..

Oh my God, The cupboard was shaking and an intense bang was coming from inside.. Dudu got scared to the core..

Dudu switched on the light and took the doll from the cup board.. It was shaking.. Later Dudu realised it was her hand that was shaking..

She put it in a suitcase and Walked towards Putu's room... She opened Putu's room, Kept the suitcase there.. And ran back to her room..

She locked her room and slept nicely...

The next day.. Dudu went to Putu's room...

Suitcase was there itself..

Putu was still in bed..

She went near Putu and touched her..

Putu opened her eyes with half sleep...

Dudu smiled and said-" Good morning"( And murmured to herself- Thank God, she is alive)

By the way, Dudu.. I have a doubt- Is that doll a ghost???


Special Thanks to Putu for the narration of this story to us..